HAte them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAm them....
Fuck them....
Why they all lik tat de...
always lik to break promise...
everytime wan go somewhere mus folo someone decision..
why cn't u all listen to me...
why cn't i jus go myself....
if u were me, u sure will feel the sam thing...
Even one word of "sorry" cn't even say....
haiz...
Cold war is going to begin..

My Zodiac Profile- Aquarius

Aquarius

January 21 to February 19

Symbol - The Water-Bearer
Element - Air
Planet - Uranus

Love Life:
You are a great kisser, a passionate lover and ideal for long-term relationships.
More Compatible with - Aquarius, Gemini, Libra, Leo, Sagittarius
Less Compatible with - Taurus, Virgo, Cancer

Qualities Of Aquarius
Innovative, Independent, Faithful, Intelligent, Idealistic, Selfless, Systematic, Caring, Honest, Popular, Amiable, Creative, Altruistic & Trustworthy.

Lucky Color - Violet or Blue
Lucky Stone - Amethyst or Aquamarine
Lucky Day - Wednesday
Lucky Number - Seven
Lucky Metal - Uranium

8th de

Incorrect Answer
	Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport. A local man applied for the same job and both applicants, having the same qualifications, were asked to take a test by the department manager. Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one question. The manager went up to Boudreaux and said "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the local man the job." Boudreaux said "Why you gonna be doin dat sir, we both got 9 questions right?" The manager said, "We made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the one you missed." Boudreaux asked "An jus how da heck would one incorrect answer be mo betta dan da otter?" The manager replied, "Simple, the local man put down on question #5, 'I don't know,' you put down, 'neither do I.'

7th de

Out in the Woods
	A couple of hunters are out in the woods in the deep south when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm and soothing voice, says, "Alright, take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is silence, and then a gun shot is heard. The hunter comes back on the line. "OK. Now what??"

6th de

Breast Enlargement

A woman says to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.

Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

She asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

Her husband answers, "Just rub toilet paper between them."

"How does that make them bigger?", she asks.

"I don't know, but it certainly worked for your ass."

5th de...

Farting All The Time

Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"

Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"

The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,

He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."

4th joke..

I Thought You Were My Wife

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up
her skirt and began fondling her.

She jumped up and slapped him silly.

He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed.

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

3rd joke...

Need Samples

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

2nd joke...

Jesus and the Robber

One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagged through the desk.

He replied, "Who said that?!"

Once again he heard the same thing, "Jesus is watching you!"

The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was. The parrot replied, "Cornelius."

The robber said, "What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!"

The parrot said, "The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!"

o.o so long didn't post joke le.. hehe

The Hunting Dog

Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any ducks out there, I'm not going hunting."

So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice. Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out there."

Earl says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?" Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back he says, "I don't believe it where did you get that dog? There really are only two ducks out there!"

Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want, you can get one from him, too."

So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his friend Chester has. The breeder obliges and Earl brings the dog home, tells it to go out and look for ducks. Minutes later the dog returns with a stick in it's mouth and starts humping Earl's leg.

Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says, "This dog is a fraud. I want my money back!"

The breeder asks Earl what the dog did. So Earl tells him that when he sent the dog out to look for ducks, it came back with a stick in its mouth and started humping his leg.

The breeder says, "Earl, all he was trying to tell you was that there are more fucking ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!"

Movie day agn..

Oh yes.. tomorrow.. GO MBO watch movie agn..
Hehe
It about ghost story agn..
HAHa
Hope the movie cn be more exciting than 'Where got ghost"
Hehe..
Plus.. We cn get to fool around at the shopping mall agn.
HAHa..
Looking forward to the movie day.. hehe

New Phone

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After begging for 5 years...
At last i cn hav my new phone tonite..
Yes...
Dream come true le..
And no nid to sufffer from using second handed phone lagi..
haiz
At last
Hahaha

Boring time finally arrive

Haiz.. i get even bored after PMR..
dun noe wat to do lei..
Playing games and surfing internet is fun.. but gettin bored nw..
Haiz.. Go badminton tis sat..
Suffer from tat for 2 months le..
mus go tis sat..
haiz..
jus hope i still noe how to play it...

Movie time..

Lol.. We went to MBO cineplex at spring to watch movie..
It was abt ghost story.. Wooo~~~ I luv it..
The title is ' Where Got Ghost' from Singapore...
It was funny and scary..
There were 9 students from my class went for the movie..
They are Ching Han, Gab chai, Leroy lim, nehem, pau( soon hang), Tzy ying, ian, Jacq kho( hippo?) and me haha
It was quite enjoying cos we all get to fool around in the shopping mall before the movie start..
Nw..
The movie started..
It divided into three parts..
The first and second parts very funny but not scary at all.. haiz..
But the third part quite scary..
One of the girl from our class, Jacq..
She too tan xiao when we watch the third parts..
She keep on pulling my shirt and ask me to sit closer..
I think she too scare le..
Besides, she keep on hittin me haiz... T.T
i had counted tat she had hit me for abt six times.. Hehe
Wa this the first a girl pull my shirt when watching movie. lol..
Nw i understand the feeling.. O.o
Haha
Conclusion, it not the movie scared me.. is tat girl.. haiz...
terkejut a few time when she scream..
Walau.. @#$!@
Hehe..
After the movie.. we went Kim Bay for "dinner' o.o
Wasei.. cn't believe the girl so starving.. haiz
So full tat time...
haiz
Tat for the movie day at spring..
Sangat hapi saya.. haha
Next next week still got one more..
jus hope tat one cn be more exciting than this..
HAHa

I'm Back

i'm bak nw my frend.. Long time No c.. o.o
At last, i had finished my PMR Exam..
And i'm now mentega(merdeka)
hehe
The PMR paper is not tat hard and easy..
i only cn say is medium..
Jus hope cn get 7A lol..
HAHA..